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Travis Mcelroy has joined BROCKHAMPTON

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crawfishcomic:

Dignity

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cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

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cryptotheism:

Listen dude, I knew we went on that magical adventure to nutritionland. We learned a lot from president cauliflower. But I’m gonna be real dude, I think nutritionland is an ethnostate.

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vergak:

passenger princess playing with her fidget toy

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depsidase:

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socialistexan:

Was I supposed to know Eric Andre is bisexual or was I just supposed to find that out in an article about him being racial profiled from a month ago?

does this look like something out of his comfort zone

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manywinged:

manywinged:

i know it’s an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

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me when i have a hammer in my hand if i’m being fully honest

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powerdolls2:

atmospheric intelligent drum n base compilation that will make you cum and shit your pants

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femmeslash:

trinity of litanies against Bad Posts

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slitherpunk:

judas was probably like “jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he’ll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too”

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